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Monday 20 November 2017
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What She Said! with Christine Bentley & Kate Wheeler on The Jewel Radio Network.

What Good is Viagra if You can’t get Close?

We all want Love.  It’s a basic Human Need.

So guys…if you want those nights that never end, long lusty looks on the Beach, deep exploratory melty kisses…why not make it possible for us girls to get in, nice and close, to deliver the goods?

 Long nights can’t start if there’s a barrier between us.

You know the one…we have all been to funerals…we’ve all hit “the PerioWall”.

It’s old guy Funk mouth and it represents DEATH!

When gums turn gray…the teeth are about to fall.

It’s the breath you usually experience at church (no wonder attendance is declining) and it can be detected from 60 feet away!

I am 57 and entering the dating world …. All wide eyed and hopeful.

In my profile,  I ask for guys who floss so as not to hurt anyone’s feelings,  or waste anyone’s time.

Well, some of my responses have been bordering on violence.

” The nerve of you. Asking men to floss…who do you think you are?”

” My ‘Mother was a war bride” (searching for relevance here)

“You’re a curvy Girl and You expect a man to floss?”

And my favorite of all so far…(these are actual quotes…)

“You’re not slender..and you’re lucky if you can get a man to talk to you!.. ..how ridiculous..like anyone in the real world gives a shit about teeth!!!
Men want young, skinny, and Big Boobs…they don’t care if you even HAVE teeth”.

My informal education has not yet ended..it seems…who knew?

Leads a Girl to wonder just what other private parts he expects to present on a first date…um..eww….scary.

Another gentleman called and was over shadowed by his oxygen machine…I could not hear him at all, poor thing.

Frankly at that point I started asking myself – just what site am I on here – BBBD.com -Beyond Best Before Date?

You’ve seen actors with dentures deeply penetrating each others orifices in love scenes right?

No…You haven’t. It would NOT happen…not even on Coronation Street – because people with dentures don’t seem to need kissing?

Or if they do…no one wants to see it!

Guys…all we girls are asking is that you clean your mouth for us…don’t run water over your stuff and expect us to hunker down and nestle in for the night…or would you?

Just….clean, floss, gargle…let us in.

It WILL be worth the effort.  And don’t worry cutie you don’t have to floss them all, just the ones you wanna keep.

As long as you still have teeth in your head there is still hope!

Gum Disease – the new STD?

Did you know the bacteria that causes gum disease, and 90% of us have it….IS transferable.
What this means flossers, is if you kiss someone with PerioMouth…YOU can get it!
Scary but a medical fact.
Now you can see why my dating pool is 90% smaller than most.

In closing, maybe it’s like Garlic breath…if both of you have it…maybe it won’t be so bad?
I won’t be finding THAT out.
Until I find a man ( who actually flosses)  I guess I will remain like Rapunzel, in my turret awaiting my Flosser Prince…are you out there?

by Kathryn Hogan

As a pertinent afterthought this gum issue is not suffered by men exclusively.
Maybe it’s less obvious since women mask it better with gum? It is a human condition.
No floss equals bad breath..and it’s not gender specific.




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